Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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