TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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