Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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