That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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