dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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