dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
the condom got lost in my hair
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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