I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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