So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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