And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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