yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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