I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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