Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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