If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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