why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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