I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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