Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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