Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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