i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We have started to decorate penises.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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