A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
