i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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