What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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