so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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