You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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