It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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