yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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