problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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