Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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