i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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