Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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