i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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