I don't think brook has ever known best
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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