I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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