Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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