he wants to bone in the snuggie
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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