yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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