Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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