it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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