Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
