So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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