wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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