Nicole vs. Life
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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