i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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