yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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