The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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