There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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