I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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