So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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