16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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