Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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