windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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