you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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