Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
