im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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